Don’t Get Caught Home Alone Without One – This Ugly Christmas Sweater from RaveStyle might seem like it’s harmless to everything but the eyes, but looks can be deceiving! You never know when Fuller might not take it easy on the Pepsi and wet the bed. Then you get kicked out of your bed so Fuller can sleep there? How will you stay warm?
The Perfect Guiding Light – Maybe you’re at a party and need to point your flavor of the night to their savior! However, you’ll probably get even more use out of this sweater when you are trying to light your way down the hall to get to the bathroom after partying a little too hard. Who knows, if you stand up for number one, it might even improve your aim! Whoa there buddy, that’s the refrigerator… the bathroom is down the hall!
Move Over Rudolph – This RaveStyle Ugly Christmas Sweater is ready to light up the dance floor for any occasion. You might still wanna work on those dance moves though if you plan on leading Santa’s sleigh this year!
Yuletide Cheer – This RaveStyle Ugly Christmas sweater does not discriminate based on age, sex, sexual orientation, race, species or religion. It’s the perfect gift for every person on your list! Imagine that, you could take care of all your Holiday shopping right here, right now!
Start Singing About Grandma Getting Run Over By Reindeer after enjoying a few glasses of the eggnog you just spiked. Don’t worry, your great aunt’s vision isn’t good enough to notice anything but a blur of colors emitting from the front of your winter wooly. She will probably even compliment this ugly rag, just don’t give her any more eggnog or she might try to trade you a jello mold for your new sweater!
Get Lit With Trees – Because you kept drinking that spiked eggnog, you’re going to feel as lit as the tree on your RaveStyle Ugly Christmas Sweater! Go ahead, spill a little on the sweater, it’s thirsty too!
Color Control – Each tree burns through 7 automatically changing hues of Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, White and Pink. Powered by a long-lasting low voltage 3.7v lithium battery to keep you lit until the crack of dawn!
One Sweater Fits All Occasions – Perfect for Raves, Festivals, Dance Clubs, Parties, Family Holiday Gatherings or Ugly Christmas Sweater Swap Meets! CE, RoHS and FCC approved so this tree is 100% safe to stay lit and be worn!
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal – 90 day manufacturer’s warranty included with every purchase!